Batmud Logs

Mutantteja mudissa?
[16:34]:Hsang [newbie]: Good lord. I just saw someone rip two hearts out of a human boy's chest.
[16:34]:Hsang [newbie]: Do you get many mutants on here?
[16:34]:Khamon [newbie]: of course he kindly returned it between the attacks!
[16:35]:Hsang [newbie]: Oh. Why?

Hohhoijaa.
[20:17]:Woocca [newbie]: what in the world is an "iron composite bow"?-)
[20:17]:Noctur [newbie]: :)
[20:18]:Eressa [newbie]: which of the words is causing you problems?
[20:18]:Woocca [newbie]: iron
[20:18]:Robinhood [newbie]: it's a bow made of iron
[20:18]:Noctur [newbie]: composite bows just arent made of iron, you see?
[20:18]:Robinhood [newbie]: in this mud they are!
[20:18]:Noctur [newbie]: oh, i see =)
[20:18]:Tree [newbie]: it's a magic bow!
[20:18]:Eressa [newbie]: an iron is a hot item used to remove wrinkles from clothes

Avautuminen.
[20:39]:Painkiller [suomi]: Tree tells you 'TAJUATKO LAPSI KARKASIT ENNEN KUN KERKESIN HEITTÄÄ TAISTELU
[20:39]:Painkiller [suomi]: no ei tullu kokonaan, ihan sama
[20:39]:Painkiller [suomi]: koko pointti puuttuu tuosta mutta en jaksa uusiksi pastea
[20:39]:Malekith [suomi]: jaksa nyt vaan
[20:39]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: pastee!
[20:39]:Painkiller [suomi]: :)
[20:39]:Panthos [suomi]: kiinnostaa [] ei kiinnosta [x]
[20:40]:Davian [suomi]: heheheh
[20:40]:Malekith [suomi]: noh, let's have it!
[20:40]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: no siis avautuminen hei!
[20:40]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: avautumiset pitää aina nähdä
[20:40]:Davian [suomi]: avautumiset o hauskoja
[20:41]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: siis jos toi jatkuu just siten ku oletan ni toihan on melkein taideteos jo
[20:41]:Gaurhoth [suomi]: eloa!
[20:41]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: siis jos tää tapahtu partyssa ja liidu ohjas monsulta ulos ennen ku spelli lähti ni hihih
[20:42]:Painkiller [suomi]: eiku se oli että liikuin ennen unpain tuli muhu
[20:42]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: haha!
[20:42]:Painkiller [suomi]: Tree tells you 'TAJUATKO LAPSI KARKASIT ENNEN KUN KERKESIN HEITTÄÄ TAISTELU LOITSU UNPAININ SUHUN TAJUATKO LAPSI VITTU MIKÄ PELLE'
[20:42]:Milk [suomi]: tosta vois luulla et TREE oli pkillaamas jotakin..
[20:42]:Enochian [suomi]: hahahah
[20:42]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: MMMMUAH
[20:42]:Yorkaturr [suomi]: aahhahahahha
[20:42]:[suomi]: Farliss bursts out in loud laughter.
[20:42]:Darol [suomi]: kiinnostaako meitä :)
[20:42]:Walor [suomi]: ma oon kuullu et ihmisii ei sais kiusaa =)
[20:42]:Malekith [suomi]: darol, kiinnostaa
[20:43]:Argooni [suomi]: onkohan toi tän miksan planin legendaarisen mikon rrl reinkarnaatio?
[20:43]:Panthos [suomi]: ihminen on venyvä käsite...
[20:43]:Painkiller [suomi]: jotain sellasta =)
[20:43]:Painkiller [suomi]: Info: Tree left the game.
[20:43]:Erygon [suomi]: hmm, treehän on kuin mikon uusintapainos
[20:44]:Erygon [suomi]: miksan planista voi tsekata yhtäläisyydet
[20:44]:Zhaman [suomi]: lk
[20:44]:Illusia [suomi]: hahahaha kiesus :)
[20:44]:Walor [suomi]: mikko on kylla sanakri jo syntyessaa :)
[20:45]:Erygon [suomi]: oho, joku huomasikin ton jo
[20:45]:Rald [suomi]: minkä?
[20:45]:Walor [suomi]: ja tree on kans ihan kohtis ruikuttaja :)
[20:45]:Walor [suomi]: xunisiih on kylla kurkoin:)
[20:45]:Walor [suomi]: se on niin viaton :)
[20:45]:Rald [suomi]: mistä te puhutte?
[20:45]:Walor [suomi]: mut whine on ihan mahotonta:)
[20:45]:Walor [suomi]: se TAYTTAA sun ruudun :)
[20:46]:Panthos [suomi]: kohta pakko käydä nostaa uliuli+:sta mastery of whiningiä että pärjää tollasille...

Miksa Kiksaa is a level 100 mortal of the Duck race.
She was created before 1997 and she is 261d, 3h, 34min and 24s old.
She was last on Thu Jun 06 17:07:35 2002 (3h, 32min and 34s ago).
She has killed: a frog is hopping here, 307 exp
the dreadful Minotaur, 232675 exp (party of 3)
Web page: Let Him Sleep in Light...
Plan:
>Mikko tells you 'LOPETA VITTU TUOP TAIKOJEN HEITTELY MINUUN TAJUATKO LAPSI!
>Mikko tells you 'TAJUATKO VITUN VAMMAINEN KIUSATTU LAPSI'
>Mikko tells you 'juuri sita, mita se semanttisesti tarkoittaa: eikohan
>minullaole huomattavasti sinua korkeampi koulutus'
>Mikko tells you 'ei tartte lunta ja pakkasta nahda talvella, rahaa tuleeKIVAST

Taikuri, taikuri!!
[20:16]:Hsang [newbie]: I'm not whining, I'm just saying I can think of a few additions.
[20:16]:Darol [newbie]: yeah and there are no mages in real life, get a grip, this is a game :)
[20:16]:Yoz [newbie]: if you dont like it here go to some realistic mud
[20:16]:Hsang [newbie]: What?
[20:16]:Freld [newbie]: there are mages irl!
[20:16]:Yoz [newbie]: do you go and kill smurfs in irl
[20:16]:Hsang [newbie]: When did I say I didn't like it?
[20:16]:Wirah [newbie]: post your ideas to ideas-wanted news ?
[20:16]:Yoz [newbie]: "what are jedis then"
[20:16]:Puhuri [newbie]: There aren't? MOTHER!
[20:16]:Freld [newbie]: havent you ever watchet veturi from yle?
[20:16]:Ssmud [newbie]: lol
[20:16]:Freld [newbie]: there is that mge!
[20:17]:Freld [newbie]: JOKERI POKERI POKS!
[20:17]:[newbie]: Freld cheers enthusiastically.
Freld [newbie]: Taikuri Luttinen, luikuri Tattinen TADAA!
Freld [newbie]: now tell me there are no irl mages!
Favorit [newbie]: Freld [newbie]: Taikuri Luttinen, luikuri Tattinen TADAA!
Yoz [newbie]: im orc irl :(
Favorit [newbie]: The temperature seems to be dropping.
Favorit [newbie]: it's freeze spell!
Nuane [newbie]: well it is known that uncontrollable hideous laughter is a multibackground spell irl
Xortan [newbie]: jeez, ok, you want irl mages? try mellita denning and osbourne phillips, heads of the occult order known as aurum solis, authors of about 15 books published by llewellyn :P
Millikan [newbie]: they cast fireballs?
Xortan [newbie]: not in my direction at least :)

Qurp The Highbie.
[00:49]:Qurp {suomi}: highbie on aika rule channu, kuulin huhua
[00:49]:Qurp {suomi}: siela on kaikki kovat jannut, kantsis teha expsii ni paasisitte teki

Ancient phonenumber for sale!
[22:25]:Freld [sales]: Darol's phone number mb 10k
[22:25]:Darol [sales]: you never get that amount
[22:25]:Darol [sales]: I can sell the same for 5k
[22:25]:Feanor [sales]: darol's I don't know how old phonenumber 3k :>
[22:25]:[sales]: Typhos looks very EVILly at Darol.
[22:25]:Zithromax [sales]: ancient number?
[22:25]:Feanor [sales]: probably
[22:26]:[sales]: Vulcanus giggles inanely.

Pornostaran Shadizar esittelee viikon pokeleffat.
[11:56]:Shadizar [suomi]: Blonds on fire (XXX).avi
[11:57]:Shadizar [suomi]: hassun näkösiä asentoja ja kauniita tyttöjä
[11:57]:Mako [suomi]: kah, kerros lisää =)
[11:57]:Shadizar [suomi]: vaaleita keskieurooppalaisia, ei dubbausta
[11:57]:Shadizar [suomi]: ei typerää "fuck my pussy, fuck my ass, fuck me boys"-läppää, pelkkää pimpparan lotinaa ja ähkimistä
[11:58]:Shadizar [suomi]: lyhyet esittelyt, minimaalinen dialogi. yleensä tyttöjä tutkii vähintään kaksi miestä mikä johtaa väistämättä tuplapenetraatioon, mutta myös asiallisia normaaleja panokohtauxia löytyy
[11:58]:Shadizar [suomi]: ei naurettavia nahka-asuja ja muutenkin puvustus rajoittuu aatamin ja eevan asuun.
[11:59]:Xunisiih [suomi]: haha
[11:59]:Kiesi [suomi]: wuhuu niillä oli kyllä tyylitajua
[11:59]:Shadizar [suomi]: suosittelen niille ketä kiinnostaa perus hc-pano, ei turhia kikkailuja.
[11:59]:Shadizar [suomi]: (älä katso tyttöystävän kans tai se pitää sua pervona)
[11:59]:Facekiller [suomi]: pornostaran shadizar esittelee meille tanaan pari uutta, voisit menna samin kanssa moontv:lle hommii :)
[11:59]:Elero [suomi]: mitäs on hc-pano?
[12:00]:Marylon [suomi]: porn¤stara rulezz
[12:00]:Shadizar [suomi]: no siis peruspano, ei pilattu romantiikalla vaan tytöt hiljennetään heti alkuun isolla peniksellä suussa
[12:00]:Elero [suomi]: yks eukko ja sillä on joka paikassa 2 vehettä?
[12:00]:Shadizar [suomi]: likasta pornoo, kaikki katsoo mutta kukaan ei myönnä pitävänsä.
[12:00]:Shadizar [suomi]: "sain kaverilta lainaan, ihan paska" ja sit ku on yxin nii heti pyörimään
[12:01]:Xunisiih [suomi]: The Best Hardcore Anal - Unnatural Sex 2 :)
[12:01]:Xunisiih [suomi]: kannattaa kattoo:)
[12:02]:Shadizar [suomi]: both ends burning
[12:02]:Shadizar [suomi]: basic plumbing 1 & 2, kannattaa katsoa
[12:02]:Xunisiih [suomi]: tuossa tais joka akka saaha 2keppii yhtee reikaa:)
[12:02]:Shadizar [suomi]: private pure anal, anal schoolgirls 1 & 2
[12:03]:Elero [suomi]: asiaan jotenki liittyen mulla soi madonnan - what it feels like for a girl :D
[12:03]:Shadizar [suomi]: parempi niillä läpihöylätyillä on saada kahta munaa yhteen reikään ku ottaa yhtä ja näytellä orgasmia vaikka homma on sama ku heiluttas patonkia lentokonehallsisa
[12:03]:Shadizar [suomi]: like a virgin ois parempi :/
[12:03]:Umbar [suomi]: niinkun nakkia senaatintorilla

Weapons compared to socks.
[14:17]:Sissikokki [sales]: whats the different between old and new haeshin?
[14:17]:Era [sales]: old hits like a dry sock, new hits like a wet one
[14:17]:Sissikokki [sales]: ok?
[14:18]:Terminus [sales]: does anything actually hit better than wet sock?
[14:18]:Glaurung [sales]: some weapons do
[14:18]:Demonizer [sales]: what's wrong with socks
[14:18]:Andthi [sales]: iron hand-axe!
[14:19]:Mithrand [sales]: if you put wet sock in freezer, it will hit harder and di ice damage

Tok, tok, hulluja nuo mudarit.
[14:32]:Happosade [suomi]: roudasin kämpilleni yhen muijan tossa kun ihmiset pääsi ylioppilaaks ja sit menin vaan tyynen rauhallisesti koneelle ja rupesin mudaan, sanoin muijalle että venaaa tässä on vielä yks juttu
[14:32]:[suomi]: Kvlt giggles inanely.
[14:32]:Happosade [suomi]: ja pari juttua jne
[14:32]:Happosade [suomi]: sit loppujen lopuks se muija vaan lähti meneen
[14:32]:Thon [suomi]: :DDD
[14:32]:Happosade [suomi]: ja mä jäin mudaan
[14:33]:Thon [suomi]: huhhuh ai ihan totta :))
[14:33]:Kvlt [suomi]: hehe
[14:33]:Happosade [suomi]: mutta prkl sain ainaski 150k expaa =)

Tunnustus.
[14:30]:Ulver [suomi]: yla-asteella siirryinkin sitten kovempiin aineisiin jo, batmud tuli mukaan kuvioihin ja sen jalkeen elama on ollut yhta helvettia

Battv chat?
[21:47]:Silentwind [suomi]: onko täälä n.25 levelisii Wolfman
[21:47]:Mardraum [suomi]: senssii!
[21:48]:Juo [suomi]: onx tääl noin 11-64 levelizii giantteii? cha100 ois kiva! scriivatkaa meizille!
[21:48]:Mardraum [suomi]: herkkä, luotettava, tuborginhajuinen ja äkkipikainen nuorimies etsii seuraa min. lvl15 zombie-tytöistä. kuva olis kiva ylläri. nimim. tarjoan karkkia.
[21:49]:Creal [suomi]: heheh
[21:49]:Mardraum [suomi]: örh siis _huumorintajuinen_
[21:49]:Mardraum [suomi]: vitun aliakset

Deadly heroes.
[01:37]:Misterr [suomi]: sinko?
[01:37]:Laaban [suomi]: haha sinko
[01:37]:Misterr [suomi]: mitä pliis
[01:37]:Lim [suomi]: muahahahahahah
[01:37]:Era {suomi}: jestas suffelileffa
[01:37]:Misterr [suomi]: miks vitussa sillä on sinko
[01:37]:Walciz [suomi]: "lahitaisteluase" :)
[01:37]:Voldemort [suomi]: Mistä se löytyy se huonoimpie lista imdb:ssä
[01:38]:Diego [suomi]: ei oo kuitenkaa self damage pääl
[01:38]:Laaban [suomi]: ja friendlyfire pois kans :))
[01:38]:Misterr [suomi]: miks vitussa sillä oli sinko
[01:38]:Diego [suomi]: eikä team damage ni voi huolet räiskästä tosta

Torsch?
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Your equipment:
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Held: Autographed picture of Demerzel
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Belt: Crimson Brigades's weapon belt
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Spinning: A flaming devils stick
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Lap: A cuddly baby wombat with big brown eyes
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: On leash: A small baby Kirahvi
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Kakkonen: Oluenlammitin
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Shoulder: H0ly PartyM00se!
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Necklace: A shrunken skull necklace
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: You have meager protection against general damage.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: You have feeble protection against bashing.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: You have meager protection against cutting.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: You have meager protection against stabbing.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: vittu
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: You are carrying 2.4 kg of equipment:
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: 483 coins (2 mithril, 5 batium, 3 anipium, 15 platinum and 458 gold) [Cash:
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: 2258.00 Bank: 249.00 Total: 2507.00]
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: Keep:
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: A torsch
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: mikä on torsch? =D
[21:27]:Gendo @bat [suomi]: Se on torch.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: This is a sturdy looking torsch which can provide light.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: It will give light for a very long time.
[21:27]:Sai @bat [suomi]: It looks light weight.
[21:27]:Gaurhoth @bat [suomi]: hyva kysymys
[21:27]:Viitta @bat [suomi]: seo saksalainen soihtu
[21:27]:Maddie @bat [suomi]: sai sai, eipäs spammita
[21:27]:Typhos @bat [suomi]: heh
[21:28]:Gendo @bat [suomi]: Sai sai spammata oikein olan takaa.
[21:28]:Sai @bat [suomi]: kenenkähän tekemä
[21:28]:Sai @bat [suomi]: emmä spämmää
[21:28]:Sai @bat [suomi]: toi oli tärkee esittely mun hienosta torschista =)
[21:28]:Gendo @bat [suomi]: Pah, mullakin on ollu tommone.
[21:28]:Viitta @bat [suomi]: saksalaista laatua, voittaa millo vaa torchin
[21:28]:Gendo @bat [suomi]: Oikeestaan kakski.
[21:28]:Macala @bat [suomi]: siita voi tehda torschikeittoa
[21:27]:Gendo @bat [suomi]: Ja kerra mul oli durandi mut se vietii pois.

Task points please?
[22:27]:Sai [sales]: Durand give me 5000 tp please
[22:27]:Durand <sales>: ok

Durand awards Sai 5000 points for completing '(Classified)' task.

[22:27]:Dreamr [sales]: Durand's Torch mb your removal
[22:27]:Delveling [sales]: yeah get us to waste some hard earned cash
[22:27]:Sai [sales]: thank you
[22:27]:Vijita [sales]: durand to give me 5000 tps too
[22:27]:Durand <sales>: spend them wisely, sai
[22:27]:Sai [sales]: I will

Ogre roks.
[10:49]:Azariah [newbie]: Any idea on ogres spmax/spr in evil_religious background?
[10:49]:Rald [newbie]: spmax slow, spr from ass
[10:49]:Rald [newbie]: low even
[10:49]:Shadizar [newbie]: You grunt 'Str: Incredible (194+), Dex: Magnificent (131+), Con: Impressive
[10:49]:Shadizar [newbie]: (206+), Int: Nice (61), Wis: Divine (141), Cha: Good-looking (94), Siz: Huge
[10:49]:Shadizar [newbie]: (88).'
[10:49]:Shadizar [newbie]: You grunt 'Hp: 675 (1157) Sp: 265 (517) Ep: 402 (409).'
[10:50]:Shadizar [newbie]: does not suck
[10:50]:Azariah [newbie]: guessed that, just thinking if it would be enough for healing oneself
[10:50]:Shadizar [newbie]: it is.
[10:50]:Kozma (newbie): shadizar recently sold his momma for tp's
[10:50]:Ase [newbie]: that with boons?
[10:50]:Shadizar [newbie]: actually it was yours, kozma.
[10:50]:Qurp {newbie}: ogres suck
[10:50]:Shadizar [newbie]: no they don't :D
[10:50]:Kozma (newbie): ack, we have the same mother?
[10:50]:Shadizar [newbie]: yup :D
[10:50]:Pharm [newbie]: except for Shrek
[10:51]:Azariah [newbie]: shadizar: full wis boon?
[10:51]:Shadizar [newbie]: take a guess
[10:51]:Twomi [newbie]: no, of couse orge has divine wis :)

Robinhood is truly a merchant.
[22:18]:Rippe [newbie]: what is the name of mana area spell
[22:18]:Robinhood [newbie]: magic eruption
[22:18]:Rippe [newbie]: danke
[22:18]:Robinhood [newbie]: you owe me 15k for that info
[22:19]:Blashyrkh [newbie]: hell yea]
[22:19]:[newbie]: Robinhood is truly a merchant.

Whine.
[23:45]:Blashyrkh [wanted]: bat.cs.hut.fi 2223 and you can enjoy mudding again...no whining over there
[23:45]:Qurp {wanted}: nomads/barbarians/rangers whatever, way too boring since I cant whack 30k monsies with one hit anymore, damage is too sucky
[23:45]:Gaurhoth [wanted]: what kinda mudding is mudding w/o whining?
[23:46]:Gaurhoth [wanted]: i always thought that whining was 50% of mudding 10% is exping and 40% chatting
[23:46]:Sumendar [wanted]: don't forget 30% idling
[23:46]:Delveling [wanted]: erm the maths doesnt add up
[23:46]:Henri [wanted]: chatting = whining

Aggro arabs, beware.
[21:43]:Firedance [bat]: next thing is someone's gonna be mudding from their palm pilot in an airplane and the captain will becoming over the intercom "shut that shit off we trying to land here" as you reply "FUCK THAT im in the middle of akira eq party"
[21:44]:Souc <bat>: pilot will be tanking
[21:44]:Firedance [bat]: hehe...navigator is blasting....
[21:45]:Keno [bat]: hrm arabs with box cutters are aggro?
[21:45]:Firedance [bat]: HAHA

Batchat2
[12:45]:Jaze [suomi]: ainii jummijammi senhä takia halusinki takas BatMudiin ku tv-chatissa ei saanu kiroilla..! loistavaa, julkinen paikka(melkein) ilman kiroilua! buahahahaaa
[12:47]:Gore <suomi>: täällon kans paremmat valvojat.
[12:47]:Diego [suomi]: paljo viive?
[12:47]:Freld [suomi]: 8 min
[12:47]:[suomi]: Diego logo sydän
[12:47]:Freld [suomi]: logot toimii vaa zombimudis

Perry or doudge?
[22:22]:Sho [newbie]: what is a better skill perry or doudge
[22:22]:Polpot [newbie]: no such skills
[22:22]:[newbie]: Farliss nods, 'Yep!'.
[22:22]:Farliss [newbie]: they rock!
[22:22]:Yoz [newbie]: perry and doudge are very good!
[22:23]:Farliss [newbie]: I have perry at 85% and doudge at 99%
[22:23]:Yoz [newbie]: but i still would trust on parry/dodge
[22:23]:Hit [newbie]: perry is better
[22:23]:Polpot [newbie]: i think parry and dodge are better than both of those together
[22:23]:Anrak [newbie]: hmm... I haven't tasted doudge... =\
[22:23]:Pogowoko {newbie}: i had perry 100 in one reinc, damn it was sweet
[22:24]:Hit [newbie]: 100% perry
[22:24]:Sho [newbie]: so back to my first question which would be better to raise first parry or dodge
[22:24]:Bmoa [newbie]: I think perry and beer should always be at 100% at least
[22:24]:Hit [newbie]: if u carry 0kg then dodge
[22:24]:Hit [newbie]: agree bmoa
[22:24]:[newbie]: Hit =(
[22:25]:Polpot [newbie]: perry is for pussies
[22:25]:Farliss [newbie]: HEY! I LOVE pussies!
[22:25]:Hit [newbie]: and u drink beer from a dick ?
[22:25]:Polpot [newbie]: umm....what

Sho is a level 45 mortal of the Cyclops race.
She was created before 1997 and she is 28y, 150d, 9h, 36min and 34s old.
She was last on Fri Dec 28 22:27:19 2001 (8min and 7s ago).
She has killed: A fraggle merchant selling fruit, 8527 exp
Ripido, the fraggle bartender, 41024 exp (party of 3)
Plan:
>Prey is prey, the fact that it's human in this case make the game more
>interesting, but not necessarily more difficult. Inteligence, like instinct,
>can be anticipated. Manipulated.
>
>

Kato lehmantappaja.
[00:32]:Bohemian [suomi]: se oli iha sekasi
[00:32]:Kiba [suomi]: taas
[00:32]:Noitatohtori [suomi]: mitäh?
[00:32]:Miksa {suomi}: vittu summia
[00:32]:Kiba [suomi]: moi Noitis
[00:32]:Kiba [suomi]: olit kuulemma eilen baarissa
[00:33]:Tonto {suomi}: kato lehmantappaja
[00:33]:Bohemian [suomi]: noitatohtori oli siin lavala ja pyllisti deejiile
[00:33]:Miksa {suomi}: noitatohtori yritti Suvia baarissa
[00:33]:Noitatohtori [suomi]: missään baarissa oo ollu
[00:33]:Miksa {suomi}: no vittu, summitteko
[00:33]:Bohemian [suomi]: iha sekasi oli noitatohtori
[00:33]:Tonto {suomi}: maistuis varmaan sullekkin
[00:33]:Kiba [suomi]: hmm
[00:33]:Kiba [suomi]: Lehmät onki pahoja
[00:33]:Kiba [suomi]: siis luonnostaan
[00:33]:Noitatohtori [suomi]: mikä vitun impostor siellä ny on ollu
[00:33]:Miksa {suomi}: Noitis, antoko Suvi sulle pimppaa ?
[00:33]:Bohemian [suomi]: lehemät o ilkeitä
[00:34]:Tonto {suomi}: hehe
[00:34]:Bohemian [suomi]: noitatohtori veti kolome jallukolaa heti entrysä
[00:34]:Kiba [suomi]: ei se kuulemma saanu oli niin sekasi, Boh kerto
[00:34]:Noitatohtori [suomi]: missä kaupungissa?
[00:34]:Bohemian [suomi]: kiimingisä
[00:34]:Shay [suomi]: ei perkele kuka on kiimingistä?
[00:34]:Baal [suomi]: kiimanki
[00:34]:Kiba [suomi]: ?
[00:34]:[suomi]: Noitatohtori nods his head, yeah, ok.
[00:34]:Bohemian [suomi]: noitatohtori ja mie ollaan kiimingistä
[00:34]:Kiba [suomi]: mitä toi Noitis ny pelleilee?
[00:34]:Shay [suomi]: onneksi olkoon :)
[00:34]:Tonto {suomi}: luurangot ulos kaapista
[00:35]:Bohemian [suomi]: oltii eile kiimingin NiteFoxysä ryyppäämäsä
[00:35]:Kiba [suomi]: oletko Noitis tänään menossa Pohjikseen?
[00:35]:Kiba [suomi]: voitas tulla Bohin kans sun kautta
[00:36]:Bohemian [suomi]: Kellä o Datsuni?
[00:36]:Baal [suomi]: makolla
[00:36]:Lerz [suomi]: ei oo enää :I
[00:36]:Kiba [suomi]: tunneks sää Makon?
[00:36]:Bohemian [suomi]: baal perkl vanha jehena

Everyone loves Thematrix.. NOT!
[14:04]:Thematrix [wanted]: I am offtank tiger (900hp), booned, physress eq, wtf else?
[14:04]:Conquer {wanted}: dont forget idiot
[14:04]:Aquam [wanted]: snicker
...
[14:36]:Descad [wanted]: erivälkky jätkä toi thefatrix
[14:36]:Descad [wanted]: LOTTO
[14:36]:Sarnath [wanted]: :(
[14:36]:{wanted}: Qurp nods knowingly at Descad.
[14:36]:[wanted]: Pamppu rfol
...
[14:51]:Qurp {wanted}: thematrix, you need a new motto 'If you're stupid, don't open your mouth and prove it'
...
[14:51]:Freld [suomi]: pitaskoha banishaa toi thematrixi se seisoo tas samas roomis :p

Tyops.
[20:58]:Wermine [wanted]: summikaa joku kharadus twilitelle
[20:59]:[wanted]: Nuane give Wermine a lottery ticket.
[20:59]:Wermine [wanted]: sorry, wrong channel :)
[20:59]:[wanted]: Nuane typoes too.
[20:59]:Delveling [wanted]: steals wermines lottery ticket and legs it*
[20:59]:[wanted]: Delveling steals wermines lottery ticket and legs it
[20:59]:[wanted]: Haii goes 'Heh'.
[21:00]:[wanted]: Delveling typos worse then nuane
[21:00]:Kyo [wanted]: srugery
[21:00]:Kyo [wanted]: surgery that is

Anonyymit mudarit kokoontuvat.
[16:48]:Merri <bat>: Hi, I'm Merri and I'm a newbie wiz,,,,
[16:48]:Juo [bat]: hello again
[16:48]:[bat]: Delveling agrees with Merri fully.
[16:48]:Being [bat]: Hi Merri the newbie wiz!
[16:48]:Lanhazar [bat]: Hi, I'm Lanhazar and I'm a newbie reinc addict,,,,
[16:48]:Morstor [bat]: Hi, I'm Morstor and I'm not a wiz,,,,
[16:48]:Zin <bat>: thank god for that

Anaaliseksi ilman liukasteita on iloinen asia.
[13:44]:Hater @bat [suomi]: Kävin ilosaaressa bajamajassa ja siel pöntössä oli verinen pökäle
[13:44]:Gaurhoth @bat [suomi]: joku oli varmaan anaaliraiskattu
[13:44]:Arachon [suomi]: veitko kotiin sen ?
[13:44]:Imuri {suomi}: perasuolisynnytys
[13:44]:Glaurung @bat [suomi]: raudanpuute + kova vasta on huono yhdisteölmä
[13:45]:Hater @bat [suomi]: en, mut mieleeni se painui ikuisesti
[13:45]:Hater @bat [suomi]: se on niitä juttuja, joita sit kerrotaan lapsenlapsille
[13:45]:Arachon [suomi]: anaaliseksi ilman liukasteita on iloinen asia
[13:47]:Hater @bat [suomi]: musta anaaliseksi kuuluu vankilan saunaosastolle

Diileri.
[12:41]:Badaxe [newbie]: Anyone want a +int or +dex alch pill? I've got one of each extra at bedrock, feel free to come and get one
[12:42]:Turak [newbie]: first pills for free to newbies ? sounds somewhat familiar...
[12:42]:Sciurine [newbie]: haha
[12:43]:Badaxe [newbie]: Hey man, no artificial additives, all natural herbal, honest, you can't get hooked
[12:43]:[newbie]: Badaxe whistles innocently.

Ensin mennään saunaan ja sitten syödään vasta.
[15:57]:Ewige (wanted): in "word vasta" the last entry says "bath whisk" ... wtf is a bath whisk?
[15:57]:Thematic [wanted]: birch twigs
[15:57]:Argoroth [wanted]: hard to explain... A crazy finnish thing :)
[15:57]:Eronk [wanted]: you whip yourself/sauna mates with it
[15:58]:Ewige (wanted): ooooh boy.
[15:58]:Force [wanted]: you spank yourself with em in the sauna
[15:58]:Eronk [wanted]: used to be very common some time ago :)
[15:58]:Tan [wanted]: no wonder people have strange ideas about sauna
[15:58]:Argoroth [wanted]: Well okay... Easy to explain, but hard for others to understand :)
[15:58]:Thematic [wanted]: primitive perfume ,)
[15:58]:Thematrix [wanted]: HAHAHA
[15:58]:Thematrix [wanted]: Fins are gay I knew it!
[15:59]:Eronk [wanted]: little sm doesn't make anyone gay!
[15:59]:Thematrix [wanted]: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1111
[15:59]:Habbar [wanted]: butts rule
[15:59]:Calmar [wanted]: it doesent hurt, enchances blood circulation
[15:59]:Khar [wanted]: smack my bitch up
[15:59]:Thematrix [wanted]: I knew fucking seriously you are all fucking gay hahahaha! You see? you can't deny it!!
[15:59]:Argoroth [wanted]: yawn
[15:59]:Eronk [wanted]: someone apply 'thematrix should stay silent'
[16:00]:Habbar [wanted]: women are stupid anyway
[16:00]:Ewige (wanted): is it like the self flaggelation things dominican monks used?
[16:00]:Qurp {wanted}: thematrix has some issues :)
[16:00]:Grimpold [wanted]: women are from satan
[16:00]:Calmar [wanted]: nope
[16:00]:Cogline [wanted]: and those comments came from Thematrix Gayboy? :P

I'm singing in the rain..
[11:17]:Malicious [newbie]: isn't there a day when it wouldn't rain..
[11:18]:Shaermon [newbie]: havent you learned that theres always a monsoon in batmud?
[11:18]:Malicious [newbie]: ah..of course...
[11:20]:Malicious [newbie]: You start a fire and bank it for rain not to douse it... SUddenLy Massive HurricanE blows over you and takes the whole fire with it...
[11:20]:Pamroj [newbie]: shit happens
[11:20]:Shaggydope [newbie]: i think i've seen noah here on rainmud a few times
[11:20]:Shaermon [newbie]: it happens
[11:21]:Shaggydope [newbie]: found him chillin on his boat spittin game at some hoes he had over once too

Big monsters.
[11:23]:Suger [newbie]: can someone tell me,since when have those goblins in newbie forrest started to be 18k :)?
[11:23]:Shaermon [newbie]: since they turboed?
[11:24]:[newbie]: Suger giggles inanely.
[11:24]:Suger [newbie]: "a bit turbo"
[11:24]:Shaermon [newbie]: wel ive seen a 13k munchkin
[11:25]:Shaggydope [newbie]: what about a 70k bambi?
[11:25]:Merioli [newbie]: what about a 420k perin guard?
[11:25]:Merioli [newbie]: usually ~20k
[11:25]:Troile [newbie]: hehe
[11:25]:Suger [newbie]: how about 50exp raven guard
[11:25]:Shaggydope [newbie]: remember that sentry in drawbridge that day?
[11:26]:Anavrin [newbie]: 70k rock digger
[11:26]:Aegenor [newbie]: the fabled ant in newbie mines
[11:26]:Suger [newbie]: and i have also killed a 17k kobold in newbie forrest :)
[11:26]:Malicious [newbie]: 49k whizz the newbie zoo mob =D
[11:26]:Aegenor [newbie]: can't remember the size of the ant
[11:26]:Lordborgman [newbie]: 80k newbie guard
[11:26]:Shaggydope [newbie]: the 1.2m fly in newbie forest?
[11:26]:Malicious [newbie]: 44k rolf timerjack
[11:26]:Lordborgman [newbie]: didnt that ant golden arrow i think?
[11:27]:Samppa (newbie): actually i have killed 1m+ digga bunny

Hyvä kysymys.
[20:59]:Huppu [bat]: does anyone have the slightest clue what happened to my equipments 9 days ago when I was dead drunk? :P
[21:00]:Polpot [bat]: isn't it pretty obvious?
[21:00]:Huppu [bat]: well, let me know if you have an answer :P
Iop the addict
[21:44]:Iop [bat]: damn damnit is there any (arch)wiz who can siteban me?
[21:45]:Garok [bat]: why do you want a siteban?
[21:45]:Iop [bat]: damn i'm too addicted :P
[21:45]:Pahvi <bat>: go take a freeze
[21:45]:Elwood <bat>: if you wanna stop playing, go freeze yourself...
[21:45]:Elwood <bat>: but it's BatPolicy to never give you what you want...
[21:45]:Zin <bat>: then we would have to siteban whole turku ..hmm tempting idea =)
[21:46]:Delveling [bat]: iop im more addiceted then you
[21:46]:Slith [bat]: if you wanna stop playing tell your boss what you do about 16 hours a day
[21:46]:Iop [bat]: heh

Humdidum.
[01:14]:Calath [sales]: trading gf, car, rental apartment, 2 cats, computer and a studying place in the university for cash + ticket to bahama
[01:15]:Era [sales]: how much cash?
[01:15]:Calath [sales]: shrug, 100 euros?
[01:15]:Dornier [sales]: how about a ticket and a banana?
[01:15]:Deepshadow [sales]: what's the GF look like?
[01:15]:Drizzin [sales]: u got picture of your gf somewhere ?
[01:15]:Deepshadow [sales]: condition of GF?
[01:15]:Calath [sales]: redhead, 175 cm, thin or so
Dornier [sales]: battered?
Mazaharaza [sales]: you got pictures of cats? :)
Deepshadow [sales]: natural redhead?
Calath [sales]: i do not hold pictures of any kind of pussies in my computer!

KÄÄKS!
[03:20]:Merri <bat>: what the heck is a 'KÄÄKS'?
[03:21]:Saldas [bat]: an exclamation of dismay
[03:21]:Merri <bat>: Info: Zin KÄÄKS and leaves Bat dimension.
[03:21]:Ziggy [bat]: kääks is something that donald ducks says in finland
[03:22]:Saldas [bat]: that too
[03:26]:Merri <bat>: Donald Duck is kinda fruity, he wears no pants
[03:27]:Hackop [bat]: neigher does porky pig
[03:27]:Hackop [bat]: neither
[03:27]:Argooni [bat]: neither does average exp-maker in bat.
[03:27]:Celesta [bat]: i'm not wearing any pants under my underpants either !

Stuffed dwarf boy.
[18:02]:(bat): Baltzebub hugs his own A dirty dwarf boy is skipping rope (stuffed).
[18:02]:(bat): Baltzebub grins wickedly.
[18:02]:Steelheart (bat): why is he stuffed?:)
[18:02]:Baltzebub (bat): so he wont run away
[18:02]:Steelheart (bat): baltz...
[18:02]:Steelheart (bat): hehe

Batmud dim maks married life.
[00:37]:Floyed [bat]: why am i playing this game again?
[00:37]:Favorit <bat>: cuz you're addicted
[00:37]:Hackop [bat]: cause it owns you
[00:37]:Crysan [bat]: its fun?
[00:37]:Welwood [bat]: what else would you be doing on a friday night?
[00:37]:Entropy <bat>: your in our world now!
[00:37]:Favorit <bat>: All your base are belong to us.
[00:37]:Floyed [bat]: or maybe it's because my wife is not at home and i have nothing better to do !
[00:38]:Entropy <bat>: spank it
[00:38]:Welwood [bat]: batmud dim maks married life
[00:38]:Welwood [bat]: and school
[00:38]:Welwood [bat]: and work
[00:38]:[bat]: Floyed agrees with Welwood fully.
[00:38]:Hackop [bat]: i second the school one
[00:38]:Hackop [bat]: and the work one
[00:38]:Tonto (bat): "You almost broke your 'finger'" ?
[00:39]:Floyed [bat]: then again if the wife was here i would still have been playing :)
[00:39]:Welwood [bat]: "your training really paid off, married life/carreer/gpa just falls down, dead.
[00:39]:Tosantiamal [bat]: Your wife will be home late tonight, Floyed. Just wanted to let you know :)
[00:40]:[bat]: Floyed thanks Tosantiamal heartily.

Sales fun.
[14:13]:Riker [sales]: are there any +max avoit items?
[14:13]:Conquer (sales): yues
[14:13]:Riker [sales]: avoit = avod?
[14:13]:Riker [sales]: what are they?
[14:13]:Conquer (sales): my ass
[14:13]:Spiral {sales}: if I was you I would rather invest on new keyboard
[14:13]:Radium [sales]: your ass is for sale? cool...
[14:13]:Icepick [sales]: hmm hard to avoid that one
[14:14]:Riker [sales]: how do I wear/wield your ass?
[14:14]:[sales]: Delamar owns your ass
[14:14]:Stargazer [sales]: i think you can eat it... ,)
[14:14]:Conquer (sales): heres a fucking spoon
[14:14]:Radium [sales]: your wear his ass on your penis...
[14:14]:Conquer (sales): why dont you eat my ass with it
[14:14]:Stargazer [sales]: it's too big for me to eat ... ,)

Kerbholz
[22:10]:Grando [newbie]: what's a Kerbholz
[22:10]:Zhaman [newbie]: dicksize
[22:10]:Szilard [newbie]: A status item for top players.
[22:10]:Mazzon [newbie]: Not just any dicksize, it's +divine dicksize
[22:11]:Rammon [newbie]: what's a dick?
[22:11]:Kooper [newbie]: trouble
[22:11]:[newbie]: Typhos coughs noisily.
[22:11]:Mazzon [newbie]: Ask your dad
[22:11]:Suger [newbie]: dick??
[22:11]:Dago [newbie]: word dick
[22:11]:Rammon [newbie]: huoh. I wonder how many took the remark for real:P
[22:27]:Koan [newbie]: what do those "proudly echoes" mean
[22:27]:Mazzon [newbie]: You wanna be anwsered with a koan?
[22:27]:Zhaman [newbie]: monsters they have killed
[22:27]:Koan [newbie]: no thanks :)
[22:28]:Argoroth [newbie]: Monsters they have killed are stored in those kerbholz thingies. Highbie stuff.
[22:28]:Mazzon [newbie]: Shame, was just thinking of one
[22:28]:Koan [newbie]: well you might aswell
[22:28]:Rusty [newbie]: ...the sound of one hand clapping?
[22:30]:Mazzon [newbie]: A newbie asked of a highbie: Why did you get killed a bunch of times to eq that stupid Kerbholz? Highbie anwsered: My dick is longer than your arm.
[22:30]:[newbie]: Typhos shakes the magic 8 ball, and it reveals: Yes.
[22:30]:Mazzon [newbie]: Easy noobie koan, but couldn't think of a good one this fast
[22:30]:[newbie]: Zhaman shakes the magic 8 ball, and it reveals: suck my dick !
[22:30]:Thematrix [newbie]: Zhaman that's mean
[22:31]:[newbie]: Zhaman shakes the magic 8 ball, and it reveals: Thematrix is ihq !
[22:32]:Typhos [newbie]: ihq!

Vital information for the newbies!
[00:54]:Awed [newbie]: i love to drink and mud
[00:54]:Aceduck [newbie]: drink while mudding?
[00:55]:Maihra [newbie]: i love to smoke and mud
[00:55]:Rinner [newbie]: ugh..i think Ill go have a beer too :P
[00:55]:Aceduck [newbie]: sounds fun!
[00:55]:Tonto (newbie): mud while drinking
[00:55]:Awed [newbie]: no, i LOVE
[00:55]:[newbie]: Rinner salutes Awed.
[00:55]:[newbie]: Awed agrees with Tonto fully.
[00:55]:Saldas [newbie]: drink comes first any day
[00:55]:Ramjett [newbie]: i love getting head while mudding
[00:55]:[newbie]: Saldas goes 'Ooooo...'.
[00:55]:Mhvi [newbie]: without mud it just sucks ?
[00:55]:[newbie]: Awed goes 'Ooooo...'.
[00:55]:Maihra [newbie]: i want oral sex while mudding
[00:56]:Maihra [newbie]: sort of hard being a girl though
[00:56]:Rinner [newbie]: huoh...I could take oral sex with out the mud too :P
[00:56]:Sliding [newbie]: same here
[00:56]:Maihra [newbie]: haha yep
[00:56]:Awed [newbie]: okay.. this is getting out of hands..
[00:56]:Grando [newbie]: yeah
[00:56]:Mhvi [newbie]: getting oral sex in general would be nice, kinda rare for mudder though
[00:56]:Rinner [newbie]: "Puutteessa?" join the club
[00:56]:Malekith [newbie]: why is it hard being a girl?
[00:56]:Mhvi [newbie]: girls don't appreciate mudders
[00:56]:Sliding [newbie]: thats true....
[00:56]:Maihra [newbie]: i can't get oral sex while mudding very easily
[00:57]:Malekith [newbie]: yes, but why would it be any harder getting oral sex as a girl?
[00:57]:Awed [newbie]: me either
[00:57]:Maihra [newbie]: the chair's in the way
[00:57]:Malekith [newbie]: sit on someone's face? :)
[00:57]:[newbie]: Sliding giggles inanely.
[00:57]:Mhvi [newbie]: sounds HC
[00:57]:Rinner [newbie]: choose bloke with long enough tongue thats the knack
[00:57]:Malekith [newbie]: vital information for the newbies!
[00:57]:[newbie]: Awed goes 'MUAH'.

Pardon?
[17:45]:Tatza [wanted]: was there at bank robbery?
[17:45]:Tatza [wanted]: was there a bank robbery?
[17:45]:Saldas [wanted]: no
[17:45]:Saldas [wanted]: no
[17:45]:Sillma [wanted]: I robbed yer money
[17:45]:Berovir [wanted]: i robbed yer money
[17:45]:Berovir [wanted]: i did!
[17:45]:Flab [wanted]: =) =)
[17:45]:Saldas [wanted]: now -that- was spam :)
[17:45]:Sillma [wanted]: no it was me! really!
[17:45]:Chizra [wanted]: interesting
[17:45]:Illusia [wanted]: pkill them all!
[17:45]:Saldas [wanted]: no, rob them

Oliskohan taas perjantai?
[17:30]:Pamroj [suomi]: kuinkakohan paljon keskiverto mieheltä tulee elämänsä aikana spermaa?
[17:31]:Arachon @hcbat [suomi]: noin satalitroo
[17:31]:Calada [suomi]: se ois hauska tietää, samoin kusen määrä
[17:31]:Pamroj [suomi]: tuli vaan tämmönen tärkee kysymys mieleen ja arvelin että suomi kanavalla joku sen varmasti tietää.
[17:31]:Maddie [suomi]: runkkaa pulloon viikon ajan ja laske keski-iän mukaan
[17:31]:Pamroj [suomi]: hmm... ei toimi.
[17:31]:Nobbs [suomi]: no mut ei tuu luotettavaa tulosta
[17:31]:Maddie [suomi]: tulee keskimääräinen tulos :P
[17:31]:Calada [suomi]: pitäis runkata ainaki puol vuotta ni sit vois ehkä jo sanoo :D
[17:32]:Pamroj [suomi]: ja seksiaktien lopuks pitäis kaivaa pullo
[17:32]:Arachon @hcbat [suomi]: mitas kun ian myota runkkaaminen vahenee
[17:32]:Nobbs [suomi]: ja ottaa tollasen projektin tulee runkkailtua vielä enemmän ->tuotanto lisääntyy
[17:32]:Pamroj [suomi]: "Mä tuun mä tuun. Tsori pitää ottaa pullo!"
[17:32]:Arachon @hcbat [suomi]: kaytat aktissa rakkauden hansikasta!
[17:33]:Jadefang [suomi]: gluuv o' luuv
[17:33]:Nagash @hcbat [suomi]: heh
[17:33]:Pamroj [suomi]: ja jälkikäteen sieltä puristelen?
[17:33]:Pamroj [suomi]: aika likasta.
[17:33]:Arachon @hcbat [suomi]: ja lyot kumit suoraan pulloon kans ja vaan maara ylos ja sit vahennat lopuks tyhjien kumien tilavuudet
[17:33]:Arachon @hcbat [suomi]: siistia ja katevaa!
[17:33]:Pamroj [suomi]: jos tarkka ois niin pitäis myös pyyhkiä kullinnupista pulloon sit.
[17:34]:Angryspede [suomi]: tai sit vaan yksinkertasesti heitat googlehaun, koska tonki on todennäkösesti joku ruottalaistutkija jo tutkinut
[17:34]:Arachon @hcbat [suomi]: "en tieda kuinka tulin toimeen ennen tata keksintoa!"
[17:34]:Nagash @hcbat [suomi]: teiän kanssa =)
[17:34]:Pamroj [suomi]: No äl nyt. Nää on yhteiskunnallisesti erittäin tärkeitä pohdintoja.
[17:34]:Angryspede [suomi]: joo ja niistäki aina viimeset tipat tulee housuun, et sun pitää lisätä housut kans sinne ja vähentää sit niitte tilavuus :)
[17:34]:Maddie [suomi]: mihin perustuen?
[17:34]:Pamroj [suomi]: Me parannetaan maailmaa!
[17:35]:Pamroj [suomi]: HAHA!

Spam.
[18:56]:Shoika [newbie]: does one have to take all racial guild levels before joining a guild these days?
[18:56]:Saldas [newbie]: yes
[18:56]:Glaurung [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Scytale [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Kvlt [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Jumbo [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Shoika [newbie]: thanks
[18:57]:Priv [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Erygon [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Sarnath [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Deadkennedy [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Jumbo [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Sarnath [newbie]: yes
[18:57]:Cran [newbie]: unless you rebirth
[18:57]:Mardus (newbie): no
[18:57]:Saldas [newbie]: my, werent there a lot of answers? :)
[18:58]:[newbie]: Deadkennedy says 'yes'.
[18:58]:Polpot [newbie]: m0r0ns
[18:58]:Saldas [newbie]: p0nks
[18:58]:Cran [newbie]: and only Mardus was right ;)

Hug trees.
[19:21]:Fixed [newbie]: Where I can cut trees? :)
[19:22]:Scytale [newbie]: try looking around for oak, ebony, or generic trees like apple, pear etc
[19:23]:Scytale [newbie]: use lumberjacking at oak (for example)
[19:23]:Fixed [newbie]: ok.. thanks.. :)
[19:23]:Tan [newbie]: you should use 'use lumberjacking at tree' but dont murder them trees! hug em!
[19:24]:Canio [newbie]: should I have a special axe for that?
[19:24]:Malar [newbie]: hmm. we used to have a player named tree
[19:24]:Scytale [newbie]: no
[19:24]:Sithlord [newbie]: save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl
[19:24]:Jumbo [newbie]: use saw
[19:24]:Vanhapieru [newbie]: why don't you wipe your ass?
[19:24]:Kylemmie [newbie]: hehe
[19:24]:Happosade [newbie]: use water
[19:24]:Malar [newbie]: any axe. you can cut down trees without the lumberjacking skill too, but it is not as efficient. different syntax too
[19:25]:Erygon [newbie]: chainsaw is much better, does more damage to trees
(19:25) @Tan slaps you on the cheek.
(19:25) Tan tells you 'meanie :('

Whale in the Bat City moat.
[22:22]:Rusty [bat]: lol, theres an impossibly LARGE blue whale in the bat city moat, north side if anyones interested *wink*
[22:22]:Saldas [bat]: how did it get there?
[22:22]:Malitrius <bat>: it fell from the sky
[22:22]:Saldas [bat]: do whales fly?
[22:22]:Desos [bat]: Underground passage.
[22:22]:Gaurhoth [bat]: well, its been raining many rl months here
[22:22]:Aldarion [bat]: read Douglas Adams, and you know the answer
[22:22]:Saldas [bat]: ah
[22:22]:Rusty [bat]: no idea, its in excellent condition so noones fighting it ... yet
[22:22]:Saldas [bat]: that's a good explanation
[22:22]:Desos [bat]: Raining cats and dogs, and occasional whales.
[22:22]:Zithromax [bat]: or just leaped there from northern sea
[22:22]:Malitrius <bat>: he fumbled teleport with error
[22:23]:Gotrek [bat]: ITS MOBY DICK!
[22:23]:Welwood [bat]: he was a pet of some reckless bc citizen
[22:23]:Malitrius <bat>: moby dick isnt a blue whale
[22:23]:Turska [bat]: Aldarion said that, Douglas Adams has answer for that whale question. =)
[22:23]:Gaurhoth [bat]: nope, moby dick was white, this is blue
[22:23]:Pahvi <bat>: bah, what makes a whale in batcity moat so impossible, it just propably got bored of swimming around the crimson moat.
[22:23]:Malitrius <bat>: moby dick is a sperm whale
[22:23]:<bat>: Juggelo smirks at Pahvi.
[22:23]:Gaurhoth [bat]: unless!!! its in disguise!
[22:24]:Gotrek [bat]: ITS MOBY DICK!
[22:24]:Grimpold [bat]: Hey, this is a fantasy world, if the freaking whale want's to live in a small cottage it can :)
[22:24]:Pahvi <bat>: anyways, wanna see something funny, kick its ass so much it will wimpy to dry ground. now thats funny. i bet the greenpeace agrees too
[22:24]:Nuane [bat]: cast 'mobile cannon' whale sea


Erygon 29.10.2002